I asked my friend if she was having a good day today. All she replied with was this
do you ever get sad bc you aren’t rich and famous
My boss is telling me I have to be back at work on the Tuesday because it’s a long weekend that weekend and we will be busy.
~ I’ve already booked my flights and cannot afford to change an international flight 2 weeks before it leaves.
~the public holiday is the weekend before.
everyone has that one celebrity where no matter how shitty of a day you’re having just seeing their face or hearing their voice makes you smile and for that split second you forget about your reality and are taken away to that made up world in your head where it’s just you and them
when you look cute in a snapchat and they don’t reply
If u dress ur kid like this I’ll make sure my kid beats his ass
*talks to Internet friends while sitting next to real life friends*
Maybe “nice use of numbers and letters” will be our always
GUYS COLORED BRAS ARE NOW BANNED IN MY VOLLEYBALL TEAM BC YOU CAN KINDA SEE THEM THROUGH THE SHIRT AND OUR MALE COACHES DON’T FIND IT ACCEPTABLE BC IT’S DISTRACTING WHY ARE THEY OVERSEXUALIZING BRAS ON UNDERAGE GIRLS THEY’RE FUCKING BRAS WHY DO I HAVE TO BE TOLD WHAT TYPE OF FUCKING UNDERGARMENTS TO USE I’M SORRY I DIDN’T PAY CLOSER ATTENTION TO WHAT EVERYONE WAS TALKING ABOUT WHERE THE FUCK DO I SIGN UP FOR THE WHOLE FEMINIST MOVEMENT THING AND SHIT OH MY GO D
back to school supplies list
- red lipstick
- one pencil
- vodka, probably
- earbuds to block out your basic ass bitching
"the beatles were the best band to ever live"
lol …. ok….the jonas brothers though?